psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
fartgallery: fartgallery: so one morning I woke up to go to school and saw that my roommate left me this note so I walked into the kitchen and then saw that he was actually serious except inside the bag was a handful of cheerios, a pack of sweet tarts, and a raw potato also he was upset that I didn’t eat it so he moved the sign
Stop looking at me. Now. I will kill you. STOP LOOKING AT ME. I’m not impressed.
i feel like if people ever need proof celebrities are real people they should just check out Stephen Lunsford’s tumblr.
silverbliss asked: grey's anatomy is making me cry. again. fuck finales.
[[MORE]]two different bands gave me photo passes for tomorrow. I’m literally laughing so fucking hard that I am crying. WHAT IS MY LIFE.
[[MORE]]All that matters is making it threw the next few weeks, seeing Victoria for the first time in far too long, being happy again, and continuing to grow as a person. Let’s make it happen.
1atula: 1atula: 1atula: guys im going to cr y my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla my parents got me the license plate icarla i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT GUYS
When I find out a guy can sing
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I wish I had faith in myself. I wish I believed in myself. I wish I thought more of myself.
saehaven: I met josh franceschi again today and while me and my friends were waiting some girl started crying to josh and all he said was ‘she’s just crying because I’m not as attractive in person as she thought I was’
I'm a mess I confess.
I get into weird moods, I openly admit this and more than one of my friends have witnessed this. I think my most recent public shit show was at the BYE CTP show in Boston when I was so happy and free and then in five seconds everything changed and I was a fucking bitch. I sent Ian a message when I got home and apologized for being so mean and he said he understood and I’m glad I have someone...
Something so simple shouldn’t make me so fucking happy.
[[MORE]]I can already see myself being the most unhappy person I have ever been by the end of the summer. My manager is forcing me to work every weekend (except one) because she keeps hiring people who are shit, and I won’t be able to go to so many shows I want to. I already hate myself this month so I imagine in three months time I will not want to live. Fuck everything.